So for now, that highest bidder will have to wait before purchasing my children, and my readers may feel nostalgia for the original “on the verge of a breakdown” author. But, lest you worry, I believe I stated in a not too far off post, that these periods are usually the calm before the storm. Massive upheaval is surely just around the corner, whether it be caused by new teeth, a cognitive burst (a term that is supposed to make us feel better about being awakened every hour), a germ from the park, or just plain boredom with being agreeable. But, if you would like me to hurry it along, perhaps a trip to the beach is in order.
As I write this, my child has decided that a 20 minute nap should suffice for the day....that tragic post is surely on its way.